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Monday, November 26, 2012

The DJ, The Groupie, The One He Takes Home, & The One He Loves

Doesn't take much to figure this one out!

 In my opinion you have some elements of , "This thing of ours" that are just par for the course.. In one corner you have the DJ( im talking about the males in this Blog). You move women with your style,your sound, your prowess, and sideways slick manner that chicks fall for.  The DJ is first and foremost a MAN.. he aint turnin down no PAAARTS of the pussy! What better job to have then to see women ( and we women in the House music set are ALL beautiful & sexy) dance to your beats.. movin in ways that make you think, "damn, I think I just got a chubby"! Yes I know you watch your crowd but you also watch them tight ass outfits, short skirts and "fuck me now" pumps we wear. Can't blame you or hold you accountable for being what the good Lord made you. This is what I can hold you accountable for. STOP tellin these females.. "you know babe, I really dig you! but when in this scene and you know how people talk" "Im just trying to be me". How bout telling them this.."You know baby, if you down for just being fuck buddies we can do this" ( put ya own spin on it). I mean really we are all grown here.

The Groupie ( I HATE these BITCHES)
Ok since when did you learn how to spin vinyl or work a CDJ machine or Sarroto(did I spell that right).. anywho get you punk ass from behind the gotdamn DJ booth! You follow these DJ's around like they are really wanting you(..and most of them do) but you NOT goin home to meet the fam!.. NEWSFLASH, um.. honey you are just another piece of ass! You may look like a dime piece but you're gettin spent like a nickle. Half of you know these dudes have a chick and you don't care. I know you're thinking.. "If THEY don't care why should I". Well here is the truth.. BITCH, if that DJ was your REAL man. would YOU want another woman hittin on YOUR man!?!? Think about it! ...and another thing IF yall THIRSTY asses would keep ya pussy(s) where it belongs ( not wrapped around another woman's man's dick) maybe these horny ass DJ's would wake up and smell the coffee, and realize whats good for them.

The One He Takes Home
Understand a man is only goin to change for ONE woman. (and it aint the groupie). When they spit that tired ass line. "well who am I leaving with"? BULL-SHIT you think you really doing something with that line? We buy that shit hook, line, and sinker. ( yup.. me too) You can ONLY get me with THAT bullshit ONCE!
You spend time together, laugh, share all kinds of intimate moments but in the end he reverts back to, "you know how this scene is, lets keep it on the low" He may take you home. He may even give you the key but he is NOT your man! So when the DJ says,"who am I taking home" just think about the bigger picture. Cause you have to leave, and groupies to DJ's are like Lays chips to a fat person. ( they cant just have one).

 The One He Loves
The passion that a DJ has for his craft is unsurpassed. Yes he loves women, Yes he loves fuckin, Yes he loves the night life. Please understand that the ONLY thing a DJ loves more than his momma and his kids are those turn tables/CDJ machine and the music that he has collected over time. You may find a DJ up till the wee hours of the morning gettin his BANG on. You must understand that music to them is like honey to a Bee they can NOT survive without each other. That is why most DJ's have been in the game since their first wet dream, and knowing them, the dream prolly involved fuckin on the dance floor to some hot track that "they" broke. If you are a confident woman you understand that your man loves what he does, yeah you will be a DJ widow.  Learn to hang with him and don't begrudge him of what makes him happy. Yes the groupies ( did I mention I HATE them BITCHES) will be there giving you that side eye! but in the end if you fuck ya DJ right and he TRULY loves you, you get off his back about being up all night with that music. Cook that nigga a meal and suck his dick just because. If he is a TRUE he will never feel the need to go outside his home. But you will NEVER be #1 that spot is reserved for the music.

Let the music play

P~

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